Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Friday, 15th Mar 2019

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Gift horses always happen to those who least expect it. The moral of this horoscope is: expect a gift horse. Don't be embarrassed by your actions today, embrace your flamboyant side.

Magi cannot be expected to turn up at your convenience. However, they will usually leave a calling card asking you to re-arrange a visit.


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