Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Don't be a player hater. No, we don't know what that means either. Everything will go wrong today. Including this horoscope. Office politics may cause problems for you today if you arrive with a comedy tie.

You struggle with your sexuality like a lizard trying to put on a pair of y-fronts.


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