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20 January - 18 February
If everything that's ever been said about you is true, why are you such a jackass? Avoiding the cracks on pavements can seem like a fun game, and probably is. Your ability to play this game may be affected by one or more broken legs.
Like your life, peanuts can be dried, roasted, blanched and put inside little potato coatings. Just like your life.