Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Today might find you requiring a move of the left-hand and right-hand side speakers or earphones you use to listen to music. Broken bones may become a problem for you this week as you take a walk through a cemetry only to fall into a recently dug-out grave. Screaming seems to be on the agenda for you, too.

Pah! Happiness? The Gods know not of this word and you will pay for your insubordination.


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