Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Thursday, 22nd Sep 2022

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.

If you feel like you're struggling to go ahead with the rest of the world, sit down, relax and perhaps watch some day time television.

Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems will catch up, but at least you've given yourself a few minutes to think up some bullshit explanation.


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