Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

A talk show that you overhear today is likely to concern principles on which you base your life. Listen closely and they might knock down all those principles.

Stripes are not really a colour, but people will like the way you confuse it as such.

I do not think this horoscope means what you think it means.

Life throws us all crazy things now and then. Like swords made of ham. And dogs on skateboards.


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