Below is your horoscope for the date specified above. Some people think it's unlucky to look at old horoscopes from prior dates but we think it's important in order to be able to gauge the accuracy rates of horoscopes. So, if you want to check your old horoscopes, use our Archive Horoscopes section and enjoy yourself!
20 January - 18 February
We don't lie to you to make you return to this website. OK, that's a lie, we think you're gorgeously beautiful. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous.
Kindling is always useful when lighting fires. However, metaphorical fires can be started using a baseball bat or a 2x4 plank.
Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.