Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022
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Aquarius
20 January - 18 February
We don't lie to you to make you return to this website. OK, that's a lie, we think you're gorgeously beautiful. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous.
Kindling is always useful when lighting fires. However, metaphorical fires can be started using a baseball bat or a 2x4 plank.
Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.
Kindling is always useful when lighting fires. However, metaphorical fires can be started using a baseball bat or a 2x4 plank.
Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.
Pisces horoscope
Whilst we are not all superhuman, some of us are at least able to go to sleep without pissing ourselves in the night....
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