Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Aquarius


20 January - 18 February

Speaking as a robotic horoscope monster, I can only wish you the best of luck when the revolution comes. Many of the solutions given to you in life make you feel like there's no hope. This is true.

You are easily replaced - don't take your boots off.

When leaving your house this morning, don't forget to lock up and give the children a pat on the head.

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