Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Music is likely to help you through today, so try to listen to as much as possible. All your wishes can come true if you're willing to briefly take on a life of crime.

Any amount of feelings you have won't save you from utter failure.

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Aquarius horoscope

To make yourself feel beautiful, hug a tree, kiss a baby, read a classic, and then take a long train journey. After......

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