Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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Pisces

19 February - 20 March

A film will set you straight about a number of things today and will also serve to kill between one and a half and two and a half hours of the day. Probably. Sorry, it's a slow day for you, there's nothing much I can say that will make it any more interesting.

Your nature may give you a day off this week as you brutally attack the guy who's been purposefully pissing you off for the last year.

Fire is your symbol for today.

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