Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Dogs can be a man's best friend or a woman's best friend. They could also be a child's best friend, or a cat's best friend. Dogs are totally flexible. The colours you see around you are intended to give you an idea of three dimensional space. Close your eyes and you become a dangerous walking buffoon.

Good fortune will stalk you like a mean spirited vulture today and won't spread any of his juicy fortune charm over you.


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