Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 6th Dec 2018

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Public speaking is a big fear for you. However, shouting "Arse!" inside a supermarket is not usually an effective way of curing your problem. Creeping around on your tip-toes is all very well and good, but driving like that is just going to give you sore feet.

If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed.

Monsters plague your every move and will soon be there to eat your flesh.


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