Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Pisces


19 February - 20 March

Your suspicions may prove correct today as you super-sleuth your way around the office. Danger. Excitement. Love. Hate. These are words which are often used in movie advertisements, but very rarely happen in your life. This week may be the beginning of a startling change for you.

Dumb waiters are not Aghanistani asylum seekers - that's a very rascist thought.

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