Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Monday, 1st Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

If some things start to appear impossible, it may be time to invent robots. Love may be in the air for one lucky person tonight. I'm talking world-wide here, not about you - UGLY!

There might not be a tomorrow, but all indications point to yes


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