Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Wednesday, 10th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Christmas may seem like it's just around the corner, but really that's just nonsense. Silver foil can make a good hat, it's true. However, it can also be used as a sheathe should you find yourself lucky one lunchtime. Discarded sandwiches may prove lucky for any local tramps.

Unrelated incidents may cherry bobsleigh rambunctious you today.


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