Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Testing your ability to walk on water should be done at the beach, not in the middle of the atlantic. This is just an analogy to some part of your life which is not entirely clear to me.

Wearing a hat will only bring true happiness.

All the yearnings you have will all of a sudden find explosive release this week.

People will today start to resent your annoying habit of repeating the last funny thing said and then laughing.


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