Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

A new love will present itself today, grab it with both hands, in all possible places. Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding.

Memory can often plays tricks on people - why not trick memory first by getting a lobotomy.


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