Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019
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19 February - 20 March
Your mind is filled with thoughts of sexual inadequacy and hey, maybe you're right. Moving house is very stressful. Not that I'm saying that's what you're doing or even planning to do. But it is stressful, you have to agree.
Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person with bad breath is trying to spell the word "halitosis" in a confined space.
The future holds much joy and happiness for someone close to you. But not you. Oh no, you're screwed.
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