Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Whether you want to or not, this week will have a journey in store for you. Although similes can often be used as humorous ways to compare something that is banal to something that is funny, you are neither cunning nor weasel like, and it would be best if you left the comedy to the comedians.

You will find a butterfly in your face some time this week.

Parts of you feel like giving up the ghost today, but feeding those parts with ice-cream and bacon bits may revive them, to an extent.


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