Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

In time you will come to realise the futility of trying to scratch your name in your refridgerator using a rubber band. The best of excuses are those that are plausible (so, not ones that involve you, super-powers and hordes of sexy friends).

Controlling your situation may become more difficult than you imagine when you're strapped down inside a barrel.

Your funny bone may have disappeared momentarily. However, it may turn up where you least expect it.


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