Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Friday, 12th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

One part love, one part hate. This is a recipe for your life. Swollen ankles and sore knees are the best you can hope for today. Remember that water dissolves alien beasts and some witches. Do you really want to be drinking 8 glasses a day with that track record?

Today will make it hard for you to make any sense of roofle wimblipickstone.


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