Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Saturday, 13th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sporting life will keep you in good stead for the summer olympics. If you lose money today you can be assured that the nature of human kindness will mean you never see it again. This is because today the nature of human kindness is to be as mean as an old woman the day before pension day.

Much of what you believe now will later be shattered by an obnoxious man who will probably wear glasses and have a distinct lisp.


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