Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Money makes the world go round only in a metaphorical sense. Now that you understand that, try not to embarrass yourself in front of other by declaring that other metaphorical phrases are indeed based on science and physics.

No-one likes to be told they have VD, which is why, as a doctor, you are ecstatic whenever you have the opportunity to ruin someone's day.

Walking down the street with a spring in your step is a great way to let the world know how insufferable you really are.


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