Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Mar 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

You are a carrier bag and life is one big supermarket. Now you're fully engrossed in that analogy, I want you to think of me as the store announcer. "Clean up in aisle 12". That's as exciting as it gets.

Your lucky drink for today is: Coke.

You're single. So what are you doing reading this when you could be out there having fun? Go let your hair down.

The capital of you is your heart - never forget that.


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