Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Sep 2021

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

One man cannot make himself into an army of super-strength midgets. No matter what his budget. You may find solace in someone's choice of underwear today.

Why not test yourself by not eating or drinking anything. Headaches and random convulsions may become a regular part of your life today.

Your ability to perform open heart surgery may be brought into question today as you attempt to help an asthmatic in the local park who's having breathing difficulties.


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