Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Feb 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Jesus himself could not have done a better job than you will do today. Although Jesus would probably have a better idea of the correct tenses to use in the previous sentence.

All your wishes can come true if you're willing to briefly take on a life of crime.

Jumping up and down is great fun and encouraging others to do so is a fine way to make friends and see wobbling breasts.

Raisins are a lovely dried up fruit. However, the old man who runs the hairdressers down the road, is not.


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