Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Sunday, 14th Apr 2019
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19 February - 20 March
The lights are on, nobody's home and it's time to download some porn off the internet. Your tendencies may get you into trouble today. Or it might just be a day like every other day.
Many of your emotions have been plagiarised by others who have no idea how you feel. NO IDEA I TELLS YA!
With every passing moment you are pissing away your life reading nonsense on websites. In many ways you should really go now, but instead you're fascination by this crazy online world of surreal shenanigans. Oooh like, there's a little birdie!...oh no, sorry, it's an email. What's prettier, eh? You silly online surfing human person!
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