Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Sleep deprevation can affect you negatively today, so ensure you murder all the dogs in your area for a guaranteed good night's kip. You will find you get better sex advice if you stop talking to what you call "little people" in your nearby park.

Pretending to pick fleas off a new member of staff may seem appealing, but the gag may be on you if you actually find some.

Your desire for more money will never come true unless you get off your arse and do something.


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