Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Monday, 15th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Hats have always looked good on you. Yes, today is definitely a hat day. Go hat! It may become apparent today that you are gradually becoming what you always hated. Phone your father and tell him.

You must decide how to continue today, whether it's by questioning everything that happens or, instead, letting it all wash over you like the water from maiden's bathwater. Which may or may not be related to how important your questioning becomes.


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