Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Tuesday, 16th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Painting the inside of your mouth is probably not a good way to change who you are on the inside. Although, you would be successful in your aims. The day's events will make you want to move abroad.

Jail sentences between 5 and 10 years may be applicable to your situation today.


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