Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Wednesday, 17th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

People will today start to resent your annoying habit of repeating the last funny thing said and then laughing. There are lots of ideas screaming to be let out of your head. Let them free, and they'll scream in other people's heads too!

The newspaper will become a source of great amusement this week as an article tickles your fancy in almost every way.

No-one likes to be told they have VD, which is why, as a doctor, you are ecstatic whenever you have the opportunity to ruin someone's day.


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