Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023

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star sign: Pisces


19 February - 20 March

You think "pink", but you buy "blue". This is why you're confused a lot of the time. You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.

This week is going to be a series of ups and downs. Mostly downs, but also mostly ups.

You may be left to pick up the pieces of someone else's failures today.

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