Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 18th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous. Moving house is very stressful. Not that I'm saying that's what you're doing or even planning to do. But it is stressful, you have to agree.

Your daily rituals are what keep you going. Avoid the temptation to change your ways, lest you become half the person you are today.


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