Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Saturday, 2nd Feb 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Your selfish ways will not improve this week as you win a sizeable jackpot on the lottery. Having a secret agenda is all very good, but posting it on your blog/company intranet is NOT advisable.

It may become apparent today that you are gradually becoming what you always hated. Phone your father and tell him.

You might find yourself on the wrong end of a stick of wood today.


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