Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Tuesday, 2nd Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces


19 February - 20 March

Old wives tales aren't smutty recollections of sexual conquests. Prognostication is not a good word when you are guessing the colour of a lady's real hair colour.

The heavens are unpredictable for laymen, yet I am truly the seer or seers. Bow before me and tremble in fear that my wrath may cause you stubbed-toes.

Do what you feel is right in your heart.

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Given Time, by Paul London

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