Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

It's never too late to do that thing you always wanted to do. You know - the THING. The thing? You know. Don't shun your naked body, express yourself in lots of new happy naked ways.

Paper can cut, and words can hurt. Which is why you should burn any mail that comes through the letterbox - preferably whilst still in the postman/woman's hands.

It's funny, all the other people I know like you died when they were very young.


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