Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

You are overworked and underpaid. Man, I'm good at this horoscope lark, aren't I? Always meet people you met on the internet in a dark place, preferably a graveyard or a disco.

Skeletons in your closet are a sign that you have an eventful life and are nothing to be embarrassed about.


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