Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today. Your friends will call you Jumbo. Your words are, to some, like finger-nails scratching a black-board.

Ignore those who laugh at your sense of style.

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