Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Wednesday, 3rd Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

If you think it's my job to tell you good news, you're wrong pal. You're going down! Hit it all you want, but the lift will take as long as it will take no matter how forcefully you press the button.

Your brain is overflowing with ideas, some of which are truly brilliant and you must focus on making your dreams a reality.


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