Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Thursday, 4th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Ignore those who laugh at your sense of style. Today is a day like any other, try not to expect too much from this segment of 24 hours. Artifacts that appear on your eyeballs are an after-effect of going out on the razzle for 4 nights running.

Many of the people around you will turn out to be lying scheming bastards, this week.


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