Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Sunday, 4th Aug 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Today is going to be like most days, certainly in terms of its length and the frequency of sun-rises to sun-sets. You must relax more, take long walks and fill the bath up really full so that you can soak those weary limbs.

Rotten food can be an unhealthy way to lose weight!

Believe everything you read today. You gullibility may cause you problems later this week.


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