Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Tuesday, 5th Feb 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

The stars predict rocky times for you and a loved one. Avoid making love in cramped places. Although your faults are easy enough to see, you must really make an effort today to let people truly understand the depth of your problems.

Rudolph, who is admittedly good at knawing on branches, is probably not that good at flying. Hence your planned trip to the local cliff edge, is probably not in his best interests.


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