Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Friday, 5th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Chunks of meat will plague you today...or give you the plague. The mystics are being terribly vague on this one. Office politics may cause problems for you today if you arrive with a comedy tie.

Don't trust anyone today. Stay inside until today is all over and done with. Don't trust this horoscope either. Just don't - okay?


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