Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Sunday, 7th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Today is not your lucky day. It's tomorrow instead! So that's something to look forward to whilst your picking up your teeth with your broken arm. Lorry loads of plastic fake dog-poo may dump itself in front of your house today, making it very difficult for cars to park.

The word "Terry" will be important today for reasons that are as perplexing to us as they will be to you. In fact, we estimate that 99.13% of all your confusion today will be caused by the very idea that "Terry" will be important, today.


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