Your Funny Pisces Horoscope for Tuesday, 9th Apr 2019

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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Music is likely to help you through today, so try to listen to as much as possible. The government will not allow you to do what you want. Drunken idiots are usually a good way of entertaining yourself whilst you're waiting for public transport.

Someone called Dave will contact you in the next couple of days.


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