Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Test yourself today, let go of your fears and grasp the nettle with both hands. You must decide how to continue today, whether it's by questioning everything that happens or, instead, letting it all wash over you like the water from maiden's bathwater. Which may or may not be related to how important your questioning becomes.

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