Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Although similes can often be used as humorous ways to compare something that is banal to something that is funny, you are neither cunning nor weasel like, and it would be best if you left the comedy to the comedians.

The law may be your friend today, or it might turn round and bite you in the ass. Either way the word "law" is going to crop up.

Your friends will call you Jumbo.


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