Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

If it's tasty, then lap it up. If not, don't. This is the best course of action for this week. Every part of your body will cry out in pain today, although there is no explanation as to why this should be.

Vegetables have always made you think naughty thoughts, so please bear in mind that any visits to market-places could leave you red-faced. Like a beetroot. Are you thinking of a beetroot? Are you being dirty? Cut it out!!

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