Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Thursday, 6th Dec 2018

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.
Shooting high into the air during a celebration, may cause injury to you or those around you.

Today you will find that your favourite attribute in a person is their ability to tell you how fantastic you are.

IBM will never stop making fast computers. You're thinking of MFI.


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