Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

It probably seems unreal right now, but you are likely to meet a long-lost relative over the coming month or so. Relax, break out the medicines and pills, and get funkin'!

The media will try to control your life today. Many congratulations!

Your sporting life will keep you in good stead for the summer olympics.


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